At 3AM on a Saturday, my friend had trouble falling asleep so she asked for a bed time story. This is the story I spontaneously created (I’m proud of it):
[02:46] once upon a time there was this very large bicycle
[02:47] we’re talking like a bicycle that would fit the person the size of hagrid
[02:47] and it was made out of really thick metal
[02:47] the funny thing was that
[02:47] it was actually a bike rack for smaller bicycles
[02:48] and it was usually always sitting in place so the regular humans would always chain their bikes to it
[02:48] however, one day
[02:48] a giant passed by and was like
[02:48] ”i’ve always wanted to ride a bike, and this will be perfect for me!”
[02:48] so the giant took the bike, regular bikes chained and all, and rode it away
[02:49] as he rode, all of the bikes were making a big commotion and everyone was wondering what was going on
[02:49] but to the giant, it was like bells jingling
[02:50] when the regular bike owners came back
[02:50] they couldnt find the bike rack and they were bewildered
[02:50] ”someone must’ve stolen all of our bikes!”
[02:50] so, they formed a search party for the bicycles and scoured the city
[02:51] finally, they found the giant bike outside of mattress giant where the giant was taking a long nap
[02:51] the people wondered how their bikes got there, and called a tow truck to bring it back to its rightful spot
[02:52] so when the giant awoke, his brand new bicycle
[02:52] was gone
[02:53] at first he was very angry, jumping on all of the mattresses at mattress giant in a rage and breaking them
[02:53] however, as he calmed down, he was overtaken by grief
[02:53] and grabbed the nearest bed sheets to use as tissues
[02:54] and finally, after he recovered, he vowed to find his bicycle
[02:54] so as he set out on his adventure, he passed by all sorts of other things that he could’ve had instead
[02:54] there was a giant hummer limo
[02:55] and he said NO
[02:55] there was a jumbo jet
[02:55] and again he said NO
[02:55] and then
[02:55] there was even a cruise boat passing by
[02:55] and of course, he said NO
[02:55] until finally, after searching far and wide, he found his bicycle
[02:55] at this time, it was already very late at night
[02:56] all of the normal people took their bicycles and rode them back home
[02:56] so now the giant’s bicycle had no more bells
[02:56] but he didn’t care, he was still so happy that he had found his bike
[02:56] so, the giant took the bike and rode it away
[02:56] he never lost sight of his bike
[02:56] and rode it all around the world
[02:57] of course, the next morning, the regular people wondered where their bike rack went again
[02:57] but they never found it because
[02:57] the giant had already ridden it to antarctica where the penguins were perching on it
[02:58] thus, the giant now had penguin decorations on his bicycle rather than smaller bicycles
[02:58] that made him happy
[02:58] so he lived there for the rest of his life with his bicycle
[02:58] and penguins
[02:58] and thats the story of
[02:58] santa claus’ brother
[02:58] the end
