I think rather than going forward an hour in the spring and then back in the fall, we should just flip 12 hours each time. Just for sng. I mean, wouldn’t it be cool if everyone lived in the night and slept during the day? The sales on those eye covers would explode. I’d definitely invest in that company. Or maybe if the populus can’t take that drastic of a switch, we should just fall back 1 hour each time instead. Sunrise at 12pm? Why not? I’ll call my idea Operation Night Light.
Speaking of night lights, nowadays there’s some pretty cool night lights. I hated my night light back in the day. It was just one of those tiny light bulbs with a piece of hard plastic molded into the semblance of a cup around it. If I was a kid nowadays, I would tell my parents I’m scared of the dark just to get a night light like that. I bet that’s exactly what some of them do. We make our kids want to be sissies.
At least I’m glad to see they still have these babies. My room still looks like the milky way at night. I gotta decorate my whole apartment with these things. It’s gonna be just a galaxy, it’s gonna be the UNIVERSE.
In related news, my apartment next year will be within walking distance of school, but even closer to the beach…too bad it’s Galveston beach.
